Scenario: I was nursing when I wanted to use my phone and was too lazy to scoot over to the table. The son was sorting out his cards next to me.

Me: Could you please pass me my phone?

Son: No.

Me: Please?

Son: *Looks up at me* Can you wait?

Me: No.

Son: Well, you’ll have to learn to wait. Ok?

Sigh. I can only say he picks things up fast.